The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.
I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks
deep sea anime blush stickers
The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”