oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
50 shades of grey is a wild ride. i opened to a random page and read this guy was using nipple clamps on the chick. NIPPLE CLAMPS. if you come at me with a pair of nipple clamps imma be like “my momma said i gotta come home immediately”
Why am I laughing so hard
From the trailer 50 Shades of Grey looks like the type of movie that should go straight to video… So you can watch it by yourself and not with 300 other people.
"but this could have been about lesbians"-me, right now, and about most things which aren’t about lesbians (via wolfbadtreepretty)
My pinky toe gets banged more often than I do -___-
who in the fucking world
"Find find motherfuckers" that one killed me
This post is perfection.
Go see if they’ll still take you at the “hoe depot”
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
goodnight sweet prince