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Posted 21 May 2013, 1 hour ago | 20,706 notes | reblog this post
(originally mufffliato / via x-colovaria)

bonhiv3r:

Keep your heart closed and your legs open like a lady.

Posted 21 May 2013, 6 hours ago | 28 notes | reblog this post
(originally bonhiv3r / via bonhiv3r)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs
Posted 21 May 2013, 6 hours ago | 76,198 notes | reblog this post
(originally chinkerbelle / via ikkinnorwoks)

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

Source:malformalady
Posted 21 May 2013, 6 hours ago | 45,611 notes | reblog this post
(originally malformalady / via ikkinnorwoks)

  • *Pollen accidentally enters body*
  • Immune system: What the hell is that?
  • Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
  • Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
  • Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
  • Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
  • Pollen: The what?
  • Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
  • Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
  • Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
  • [Dramatic music]
  • Me: *Sneezes*
Posted 21 May 2013, 7 hours ago | 54,810 notes | reblog this post
(originally thegr8mattsby / via thatawkwardlezzie)

fartgallery:

I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself

Posted 21 May 2013, 7 hours ago | 4,650 notes | reblog this post
(originally fartgallery / via im-okay-i-promise)
Posted 21 May 2013, 7 hours ago | 8,191 notes | reblog this post
(originally heroinchic / via ikkinnorwoks)
Posted 21 May 2013, 7 hours ago | 267,124 notes | reblog this post
(originally moi-et-la-solitaire / via put-the-pastbehind)

Posted 21 May 2013, 7 hours ago | 1,007 notes | reblog this post
(originally frowise / via ikkinnorwoks)

zkac:

adventure time on some real sh*t

Source:thespoonmissioner
Posted 21 May 2013, 7 hours ago | 47,403 notes | reblog this post
(originally thespoonmissioner / via even-st4r)

bradburythequeen:

i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go

“No.”

and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him

Posted 21 May 2013, 7 hours ago | 39,422 notes | reblog this post
(originally fdays / via ikkinnorwoks)

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

Posted 21 May 2013, 8 hours ago | 102,343 notes | reblog this post
(originally khalessiofpizza / via cpncjwhitebeard)

Posted 21 May 2013, 9 hours ago | 1,014 notes | reblog this post
(originally missystarbucks / via x-colovaria)
Posted 21 May 2013, 1 day ago | 44,942 notes | reblog this post
(originally datelessdoses / via curseofthecatpeople)

alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

Posted 21 May 2013, 1 day ago | 7,395 notes | reblog this post
(originally alana-leonie / via hellonafis)