I'm an array of awkward moments
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
i tie my hair up in a ponytail 90% of the time but i put it down when i’m trying to impress someone so if you see me with my hair down you better FUCKING APPRECIATE My effort
"how many times are you going to listen to that song" until the void in my heart is filled